What Squeo Knew, I Now Know.
Apparently, there is a new service called "Ask For Cents" that answers questions. It will cost money in the near future, however at present it is a free service. Simply send your question via e-mail to q@askforcents.com and wait for a response...
Look what I learned!!
Everything from the most mundane knowledge:
Q: Who really shot JFK?
A: The CIA
Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
A: Daddy stole the cookies from the cookie jar.
Q: Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
A: Laughing his head off by the ticket booth
To the most crucial:
Q: Why don't we do it in the road?
A: Because there's the everpresent danger of being hit by a car. Very dangerous.
Q: What do the most beautiful breasts in the world look like?
A: Not too large, not too small, probably a small c cup and firm. Plus they must be real, not silicone.
Q: Soup or Salad?
A: Soup
Truly a great service.
Look what I learned!!
Everything from the most mundane knowledge:
Q: Who really shot JFK?
A: The CIA
Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
A: Daddy stole the cookies from the cookie jar.
Q: Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
A: Laughing his head off by the ticket booth
To the most crucial:
Q: Why don't we do it in the road?
A: Because there's the everpresent danger of being hit by a car. Very dangerous.
Q: What do the most beautiful breasts in the world look like?
A: Not too large, not too small, probably a small c cup and firm. Plus they must be real, not silicone.
Q: Soup or Salad?
A: Soup
Truly a great service.
posted by jw at
4:59 PM
2 Comments:
Salad is better.
They're wrong.
Salad is better. But they're right about the breasts thing. Those sound just about perfect to me.
Oh, and I know who shot JFK. I just watched the X-Files episode "Musings of a Cigarette Smoking Man," and it turns out that it wasn't the CIA but a small, secretive group with members from the Army and the State Department. It was in retribution for the embarrassment of the Bay of Pigs and the Cuban Missle Crisis. The Cancer Man himself did the shooting. Oswald was a patsy! A patsy, I tell ya!
They didn't explain Jack Ruby though. That makes me think that the mafia was also involved.
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