Heterochromia
I desperately want heterochromatic children. Kate Bosworth, whether she knows it now or not, can maybe make that happen.
Kate, if you're reading this, I want you to know that I want you to be the mother of my children. I don't care how it happens, but I am not averse to the old fashioned way. I'm just a charming, intelligent, and pleasant guy who wants your freaky freaky eyes.
The ball is in your court, Kate.
posted by jw at
8:15 AM
4 Comments:
Asshole! I have to see you soliciting other women on your blog?
Can you leave a little message for Johnny Depp from me? Do you think people like JDepp or Kate Bosworth google their own names?
Baby! You got it all wrong! I just want her freaky eyes! You're the one I love!
Google their own names? Ha, I hope so. What do you want with Johnny Depp? HE hasn't got heterochromia...he's worthless.
Sorry to disappoint you but even if you impregnate Kate Bosworth, it's unlikely that the resulting kid(s) will have heterochromatic eyes. I've got them but I'm the only one in the family that anyone knows of (going back at least 4 generations). Plus it could well be the result of mixed signals in the body or of trauma (like in David Bowie's case) so you might be out of luck. I agree that it's awesome though.
(By the way, I found your blog looking for things about heterochromia.)
So, what you're saying is that I have to beat my children and myself until our eyes change color?
That doesn't sound too hard.
THANKS!
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