I've got shit to do...

Seriously, you cannot expect me to keep updating this blog everyday. I have got shit to do. Like wish various people a happy birthday. Like make up lies about Mark Twain and Vladimir Nabokov and their respective rampant egotisms. Like write essay after essay after essay. Like marshal the forces of the University of Illinois undergraduate literary magazine. I have got shit to do.

And by shit, I mean "a great number of tasks".


So enjoy these articles without any commentary from me.

Book Collector
Richer than Roth?
And if it's true?

I am proud not to be blogging about Kaavya Viswanathan.