Proverbs of the World (with Strouse)

There are 40 kinds of lunacy, but only one kind of common sense.
African Proverb

A lazy boy and a warm bed are difficult to part.
Danish Proverb

Lazy men get active when it's time to sleep.
German Proverb

Be sure to send a lazy man for the angel of death.
Jewish Proverb

It is better to sit down than to stand, it is better to lie down than to sit, but death is the best of all.
Indian Proverb

And our favorite,

Death is a black camel that lies down at every door. Sooner or later you must ride the camel.
Saudi Arabian Proverb

Goodbye, my Strousey Friend.

Addendum, some minutes later...
I realize that it may sound as though Strouse is dead. I assure you all that he is alive and rather well.
Strouse is departing for S. Afrika to redeem the reputation of the United States of America through good works and wishful thinking.
I'm sure you all join me in wishing him precisely as much luck as he will need.
Excess luck will merely weigh the boy down.

Godspeed.