Jim Traficant's Magic Brush

I have discovered, or at the very least, UNCOVERED, the greatest thing on Earth. Your favorite imprisoned congressman and mine, James Traficant, is now an artist--and not the worst in the world. I mean, not the best either, but I would totally hang one of his pieces in the living room, kitchen, or bathroom.

Not the bedroom, though, because some of it is really creepy.

http://www.beammeupart.com/

Also, I have lots of good books to read, I (still) hate snow, and the manager at Bar Giuliani gave me another free drink.

Huzzah!