Portrait of Ignominy (First of Many)

While brushing my teeth this morning after my shower, I dripped a huge glob of toothpaste into my chest hair. My efforts to cleanly remove it were futile so I got back in the shower. Once the water hit me, I completely forgot that I had already bathed and I didn't remember until I was again completely lathered. With soap.

I was still early to the bus stop.