A serious geo-political discussion

The Berne Coat of Arms is a crazy fucking bear with crazy eyes and a wiggly tongue and a pointy red penis like a fucking claw.

Cool. Not for the she-bears, but you know that the motherfuckers down in Berne can seriously wreck some shit. If they ever take a notion, you know that they could just declare independence when-fucking-ever. They're hardcore. They don't even give a fuck.

Know why Palestine isn't a state yet? Because their flag is lame crap. Most flags, to be fair, are sad pieces of shit, but if you have a nationalist movement, you need something really badass. Like the fucking Basques are going all the fucking way to statehood because they have the cool shit. That eagle of theirs can and will rip the fuck out of Spain's weak shit, like anytime. Kurds? Not so much, but nice spikey yellow ball, kids. Chechnya? No, sorry, your flag is weak and Putin is a terrifying badass. You can't beat that ex-KGB sonovabitch. Québec? Don't make me laugh, you silly fucks. Canada's huge honking red maple leaf can whip the shit out of your fancy French crap any day.

End of fucking story, motherfuckers.