Metropolitan (Shuffle)

Lying on the floor with the dust bunnies and dirt weasels, I finally started reading Fran Lebowitz's Metropolitan Life and laughing with an abandon usually reserved for the failures and insecurities of my friends.

Also, in concert with, and to compliment the phrase "dust
bunnies," people should note also the "dirt weasels" and "dander
shrews." Also, perhaps, "filth foxes."

I need to vacuum.