how I spent my summer vacation

Jonas Salk and James K. Polk stalk elk to make caulk and milk worms to make silk. Salk charms folk with slick talk to bilk the folk who buy silk and caulk, but Polk will balk when faced with bilking folk. He’d prefer to use oil and yolk to make mayonnaise in bulk for hulking folk like Peter Falk.

All day, Falk and his ilk skulk about, sipping mayo like milk just to add to their bulk, and looking for talc with which to make chalk. All Falk needs to make chalk is talc, and Falk gets the bulk of his talc on the boardwalk. And Mr. Polk sulks with caulk, silk, and Salk because Falk has no use for worm silk or elk caulk and even less use for a sulky balky Polk and a slick-talking Salk. All Falk needs is talc for his chalk and oil with yolk for his mayo in bulk.

And he has those things.